Disclaimer: This is not about our day-to-day activities.
(If you really care what tasks we do each day, I’ll walk you through my old to-do lists after the talk.)
At our best, we save time for everyone around us.
We help the company make better use of you.
“We’re not so different, you and I.”
– Dr. Evil
Our intentions are pure. But we’re not infallible.
Call us out on it if you see us slip up!