Knuckle Tattoo Generator

August 22, 2011, posted in Creativity, Toys

Last win­ter, I saw a post by Twit­ter come­dian and voiceover per­former Scott Fletcher jok­ing about how awe­some a knuckle tat­too gen­er­a­tor would be. You know what I mean by knuckle tat­toos, right? Pic­ture the clas­sic love hate tat­toos, each let­ter on a dif­fer­ent knuckle.

Scott’s throw­away tweet made me chuckle. Pick two ran­dom four let­ter word, and tat­too them onto a pair of fists. Hilar­ity is bound to ensue. Well, I found myself bored one evening a few weeks ago and fig­ured I’d spent a cou­ple of hours cook­ing up just such a gen­er­a­tor. It didn’t take too long—the recipe was simple.

  1. Crack out some basic PHP, and whisk together a quick script.
  2. Add one lov­ingly pho­to­shopped image.
  3. Layer the base with a suit­able open source font from The League of Move­able Type.
  4. Add a dash of HTML struc­ture and CSS posi­tion­ing to hold the mix­ture firm.
  5. Gen­tly fold a 2,000 word list into the mix­ture. Do this grad­u­ally, painstak­ingly refin­ing the list as you go to ensure it con­tains only the fun­ni­est four let­ter words.
  6. Bake at 180°C for 2 hours, and allow to cool.

Voilà! You now have your very own knuckle tat­too gen­er­a­tor—I call mine Fist­bump.

If you fancy wast­ing a few min­utes, check it out and let me know what you think. Refresh the page or click the Ran­dom­ize link to get a new word combo, or use the Perma­link option to save your favourite phrase.

Of course, all credit for the idea goes to @MrScottFletcher.

dialti.me: US telephone number to timezone converter, again

July 25, 2011, posted in Creativity, Projects, Toys

Some of you may remem­ber (or may even have used!) my free tele­phone num­ber (and area code) to time­zone con­verter, Sun­dial. It’s a quick tool I threw together to solve a very par­tic­u­lar prob­lem: I make a lot of inter­na­tional calls at work to US clients and prospects and I want to con­vert tele­phone num­bers to time­zones quickly and easily.

Sun­dial was a very sim­ple web­ser­vice using a hacky Python script and a few CSVs. It did the job… and that was that. It had a fair num­ber of defects such as miss­ing DST sup­port and a clut­tered home­page, and I decided a few weeks ago that it was about time I addressed these issues.

I took the oppor­tu­nity to brush up on my Java, and I re-implemented the entire thing from scratch over the course of a cou­ple of evenings using Java servlets, JSON and the Google App Engine. (By the way, the App Engine is an excel­lent free plat­form for small tools and pro­to­types — check it out.)

As before, you can use dialti.me in a few dif­fer­ent ways. The sim­plest is to visit the dialti.me web­site and enter a US tele­phone num­ber that you would like to lookup. For­mat is unimportant—the num­ber will be extracted as nec­es­sary. And as before, the alter­na­tive way in which one can use dialti.me is to nav­i­gate directly to http://app.dialti.me/Mobile: (651) 342.2323 or sim­i­lar. It works well with Fire­fox key­words or as a Chrome cus­tom search engine, too.

Unlike Sun­dial, dialti.me might actu­ally see some fur­ther devel­op­ment such as sup­port for inter­na­tional num­bers. I’d love to hear any sug­ges­tions you might have, or feed­back on the design. Let me know how you get on in the com­ments, or drop me an email.

Entrepreneurship in 10 Words

May 9, 2011, posted in Business, Creativity, Personal Development

Even the most slovenly of brains are con­stantly solv­ing prob­lems. We look for ways to make our lives eas­ier, to make our­selves hap­pier, to make our­selves richer or even just to pass the time. We all solve prob­lems all day, every day. Our brains are churn­ing out novel solu­tions to every­day prob­lems in every wak­ing moment. For some of us,

There’s only one dif­fer­ence between entre­pre­neurs and the rest of the world. To sum it up in 10 words:
Entre­pre­neurs don’t just have ideas. They bring them to life.

Next time you won­der what the dif­fer­ence is between you and the next young mil­lion­aire (or bil­lion­aire), I want you to stop pre­tend­ing you don’t know the answer. It’s sim­ple: every­one has ideas, but entre­pre­neurs make their ideas into real­ity. Now stop read­ing Red­dit, stop watch­ing TV, stop play­ing games and get out there and build something.

Quantum Number Five

January 31, 2011, posted in Creativity

(With apolo­gies to Lou Bega…)

Ladies and Gen­tle­men, this is Quan­tum Num­ber 5.

s, p, d, f, g
Every­body in the lab, so come on let’s see;
Drive a quan­tum oscil­la­tor
They say that it’s clas­si­cally for­bid­den
But so did Weber.

Funded like we were last week
We need more kit,
but hydrogen’s cheap
I like Niels Bohr, Max Born, and Erwin Schro­dinger,
(I won’t touch Marie Curie
Cos she was a minger!)

Blame uncer­tainty, nothing’s cer­tain any more,
Posi­tion or time, we just guess what’s in store,
Nobody knows, but it’s all good, let me dump it
Please send in the trumpet

Cho­rus:
A lit­tle bit of Heisen­berg in my life
A lit­tle bit of Fermi by my side
A lit­tle bit of Pauli is all I need
A lit­tle bit of Planck is what I see
A lit­tle bit of Feyn­mann in the sun
A lit­tle bit of Zee­man all night long
A lit­tle bit of Ein­stein here I am
I’m quan­tum theory’s biggest fan.

(Quan­tum num­ber five)

Spin up and down and tun­nel all around
The ideas are pro­found
But keep your feet on the ground
Emit a pho­ton left
And a pho­ton right
One to the front
And one to the side
Check spec­tral lines once
Spec­tral lines twice
And if it looks like this
You didn’t model it right

Cho­rus:
A lit­tle bit of Heisen­berg in my life
A lit­tle bit of Fermi by my side
A lit­tle bit of Pauli is all I need
A lit­tle bit of Planck is what I see
A lit­tle bit of Feyn­mann in the sun
A lit­tle bit of Zee­man all night long
A lit­tle bit of Ein­stein here I am
I’m quan­tum theory’s biggest fan.

(Pro­ton)
(The pro­ton)
(Quan­tum num­ber five)
(laugh)

Cho­rus:
A lit­tle bit of Heisen­berg in my life
A lit­tle bit of Fermi by my side
A lit­tle bit of Pauli is all I need
A lit­tle bit of Planck is what I see
A lit­tle bit of Feyn­mann in the sun
A lit­tle bit of Zee­man all night long
A lit­tle bit of Ein­stein here I am
I’m quan­tum theory’s biggest fan.

I do all to
Get entan­gled with a girl like you
When you inter­act, we’ll change together
With spooky action through the ether.

(Quan­tum num­ber five)

Invest in Ideas

January 10, 2011, posted in Business, Creativity

In the past, I’ve extolled the virtues of work­ing with a pen and paper to enhance cre­ativ­ity. I’m a firm believer that get­ting offline and giv­ing your­self some room to be cre­ative beyond the key­board is a great way to dis­cover and develop new ideas.

I prac­tice what I preach, and over the past few months I’ve been using a cheap ruled note­book for this very pur­pose. But this cheap note­book which is on hand wher­ever I go, so it some­how seems to get used for every­thing from meet­ing notes to shop­ping lists. The sim­ple util­ity of always car­ry­ing a pen and paper has in itself man­aged to detract from my cre­ative process. Now when I try to get inspired, I have to trawl through page-upon-page of scrib­blings about other menial tasks and irrel­e­vant notes which seem to end up dis­tract­ing me from my imme­di­ate goals.

This prob­lem was a sim­ple one to solve: get a new note­book which will be used purely for busi­ness ideas and inno­va­tion, and carry both note­books around with me.

The note­book I chose for this pur­pose is the won­der­ful Mole­sk­ine Pocket Ruled Note­book. Con­sid­er­ing this is essen­tially “just” a note­book, I can’t over­state the sim­ple beauty that Mole­sk­ines offer. The form fac­tor is stun­ning. The hefty 192 pages have a won­der­ful weight to them, as well as being lined and acid-free. The note­book also has a rib­bon place­holder, elas­tic strap to hold the note­book shut, and a back pocket to hold any loose slips of paper.

Buy­ing such a beau­ti­ful note­book has helped me out in more ways than one. Now I have a ded­i­cated space for creativity—something I find myself treat­ing as an hal­lowed, almost sacred object. I wouldn’t dare use it for any­thing other than the intended pur­pose. Plus the pages are thread bound, so any temp­ta­tion to rip them out when I write down some­thing rub­bish is dra­mat­i­cally reduced.

I’ve decided to use the Mole­sk­ine as a library of busi­ness ideas. When­ever I think of a poten­tial busi­ness propo­si­tion, I turn to the next free double-page in the note­book and write as much or as lit­tle as comes to mind. I leave the full double-page ded­i­cated to that sin­gle idea, move the rib­bon place­holder to the next page, and close the book.

This process is slowly but surely pro­vid­ing me with a beau­ti­ful repos­i­tory of raw poten­tial. When­ever I want some inspi­ra­tion, I have pages of oppor­tu­ni­ties to browse. Each time I do, it seems inevitable that I come up with new addi­tions and thoughts which can be noted against each cen­tral idea. In time, I expect that this book will be full of such a vari­ety of ideas (some won­der­ful, some ter­ri­ble) that start­ing a side busi­ness is almost inevitable!

The point I’m try­ing to make is a sim­ple one: cre­ativ­ity is impor­tant, but so is respect for your ideas. Treat­ing inspi­ra­tion with rev­er­ence beyond a quick scrib­ble will help you to build a bank of great ideas with real potential—and doing so in a book you can be proud to carry will only make the process eas­ier. Invest in ideas today. You’ll thank me in the future.

How do you cap­ture your win­ning ideas and make sure you don’t for­get them for­ever? Do you have a great process for refin­ing them over time? I’d love to hear from you in the comments.

Simplicity

December 17, 2010, posted in Creativity, Personal Development

Pic­ture this: you’re sat, note­book in hand, and you’ve begun to write, to draw, to cre­ate. You wisely decided to go ana­logue in order to get your cre­ative process started. Now you find your­self with the fuzzy out­line of an idea, some frac­tured con­tent, and a frame on which to hang a real and valu­able piece of work.

This hap­pens when brain­storm­ing for all man­ner of tasks, as var­ied as blog post­ing, writ­ing a Pow­er­point pre­sen­ta­tion, plan­ning a pho­to­graph or writ­ing a quick Android app. The com­mon theme is that your work has some quan­tity, but no qual­ity. So what’s the next step?

The key to a good piece of work—be it aca­d­e­mic, pro­fes­sional, cre­ative or otherwise—is a cohe­sive, acces­si­ble, com­pre­hen­si­ble mes­sage. In a word, the key to a good piece of work is sim­plic­ity. Per­haps not in terms of sub­ject mat­ter, or in terms of style, but in terms of mes­sage. It is crit­i­cal that your audi­ence leaves with an under­stand­ing of the idea that you are try­ing to communicate.

How do we get from quan­tity to qual­ity; from com­plex­ity to simplicity?

Some mea­sure of sim­plic­ity can only be achieved through clear and con­cise lan­guage and a flair for design, but I believe that a great deal of com­plex­ity is caused by a sin­gle flaw: the cre­ator didn’t have a clear mes­sage in her own mind. Before you can com­mu­ni­cate effec­tively, you need to first get a firm grasp of the mes­sage on which you are focused.

How do you do that? Well, let’s say you’ve started with an ana­logue brain dump and you’re faced with a messy page to get you started. The first step is to look over the scrawl and see what con­nec­tions you can make. Look for pat­terns, com­mon themes, inter-related points. Start to join things up—numbering them, per­haps, or draw­ing con­nect­ing lines. Spot the patterns.

As you begin to find these links, this com­mon ground in your work, you will find your­self begin­ning to realise what the con­nec­tions really are. Focus on a par­tic­u­lar few points, and try to dis­cern how they gel together. The inter­est­ing thing is not the con­tent you already have on the page, but the com­mon theme run­ning through it. Once you fig­ure out the core mes­sage or idea beneath a group, then you can think about what addi­tional con­tent you might want to add to it. What else might be rel­e­vant or inter­est­ing? What might rein­force the theme or even explain it?

As you con­tinue down this path, you may find your­self able to link up not just con­tent, but also the var­i­ous emerg­ing themes that are form­ing on your page. With a lit­tle extra thought and a few extra scrib­blings, the themes will begin to come together to form a cohe­sive move­ment. Per­haps one fol­lows into another; or per­haps one core theme runs through the rest of them. Either out­come is good: you now have a cen­tral focus on which every aspect of your work can reflect.

As you begin to cre­ate your product—be it blog post, slides, or otherwise—keep refer­ring back to your core theme. Are you being true to the mes­sage? Are you being con­cise and clear? Are you going off on a tan­gent? If in doubt, split your work up into mul­ti­ple parts. If you have two con­flict­ing mes­sages, why try to com­mu­ni­cate them both in the same breath?

This tech­nique has worked par­tic­u­larly well for me on busi­ness presentations—even intim­i­dat­ing ones to senior man­age­ment teams. It really helps me find hard-hitting mes­sages with­out get­ting bogged down in content-heavy slides.

I hope you find suc­cess with this method. If in doubt, keep it simple!

Do you have your own strat­egy for stay­ing on topic, find­ing clear mes­sages and com­mu­ni­cat­ing clearly? Have you used sim­i­lar tech­niques? Do you have any feed­back or sug­ges­tions on my method? I’d love to hear from you in the comments.

Go Analogue!

December 15, 2010, posted in Creativity, Personal Development

Travel can be wasted time, but it can also be a fruit­ful ses­sion that is hid­den amidst an oth­er­wise dreary part of the day. Some use it for work, some use it to read or to lis­ten to music.  I like to use it to set aside the time to let my mind wan­der, pull out my trusty note­book, and dump my thoughts onto the page.

Let me tell you: noth­ing that you can use with a key­board, mouse, touch­screen or oth­er­wise will com­pare to the sheer cre­ative force of a pen and paper.

When­ever I’m feel­ing cre­ative, or when­ever I would like to be feel­ing cre­ative, noth­ing spurs me on like a crisp, blank page stretched out before me. Open a note­book, take a pen in your hand, and wait. When I see that yawn­ing expanse of empti­ness and know that I alone am expected to fill it, it flicks a switch in my mind. It some­how reaches inside me, draw­ing my cre­ative energy into my fin­gers, through my pen and out into the world.

If it all sounds too sim­ple, too easy—or even beau­ti­ful, somehow—then let me assure you that it is most cer­tainly not. When that inky wave of energy hits the page, hurl­ing itself against the white, narrow-ruled cliffs, it is noth­ing but flot­sam and jet­sam. All that lies before you is a tan­gle of half-formed ideas: themes that have yet to become a symphony.

But the themes are present.

Start with an idea, sketch it out, and begin to brain­storm. Don’t worry about struc­tures or links; get the frag­ments onto the page in whichever way you see fit. If you find your­self group­ing thoughts together, going back up the page to add new ideas, draw­ing lines or even scrib­bling things out, then go with it. Let your ideas flow, but don’t try to line them up too neatly. Elab­o­rate on the ini­tial thoughts when you can think of some­thing clever, but move on to new pas­tures if you can’t.

Before you know it, you’ll have a bur­geon­ing mess of ideas. Some will be good, some will not. Some will drive you from one page to the next. Some will prompt you to rush off on a tan­gent or push you in a direc­tion you hadn’t con­sid­ered. Oth­ers will stop dead and be left hang­ing in the air like an awk­ward silence. It doesn’t mat­ter: another thought will soon take their place and fill the page with easy­go­ing chatter.

Later on, the next time you sit down to work on some­thing seri­ously, you will find your­self fore­armed with a slew of thought-provoking prompts to help you out. You already have a way around the writ­ers’ block, a hint for when you run out of steam, or a gen­tle push towards your next great piece of work.

Pen and paper have helped me to achieve a great many things over the years. White­boards have done the same. With­out ink, I wouldn’t have thought up British­Bonus or Surely Not!, projects which ended up pay­ing for my degree. With­out a note­book, I wouldn’t have come up with the killer slo­gans and core mes­sages behind the War­wick Athe­ists soci­ety. With­out a white­board, I wouldn’t have passed any of my final year exams.

Get­ting offline and using our hands inspires some­thing pri­mal, some­thing cre­ative that has existed since we made our first tools and painted our first caves. Try it: you’ll be pleas­antly surprised.